After last weekend's cup magic, the Premier League is back in action. Unfortunaely, all the good matches are on tomorrow.
The week action kicks of with the Park Rangers from Queens heading to Crystal Palace. Chris Ramsey, in a bold stroke of WTFery has decided to hand Shaun Wright-Phillips and Adel Taarabt starts, because at this point what else can you do to save that team?
Arsenal then host West Ham in today's meteor match, which also happens to be the only halfway decent game of the day.
Leicester City and Hull City Tigers FC will be fightin' the battle of who could care less as they both attempt to rush headlong into relegation and the warm comfortable embrace of Championship football.
In the northeast we have an exciting clash of former Spurs coaches as former Juande Ramos assistant Gus Poyet plays host to former greatest thing to ever wear a gilet and savior of Harry Kane, Nabil Bentaleb, and the entire concept of football Tim Sherwood in a match that will almost surely be terrible.
West Bromwich Albion also takes on Stoke City in a match that will surely go down in history as also happening today.
To cap things off, Manchester City head to Burnley where they will try to fritter away the rest of their season as embarrassingly as possible.
So come join us and watch all the excitement unfold. Please play nice, and do not share links to illegal internet streams.