Monday Community Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for March 16

So Salmon Chase is on vacation this week and guess who forgot that he had to write up a Hoddle last night? Well, okay, it's me, but I'm just gonna go ahead and blame Skipjack. And I'll also blame the new episode of Black Sails which I was watching last night on DVR instead of writing. But yeah, it's totally not MY fault.

So here are a couple of links to get you started. Add your own in the comments.

And now the "news"

Spurs out to beat Newcastle for signing of Victor Camarasa - Squawka

I'd like to say something funny and/or clever about this but I can't say I know anything about this guy. He's apparently a young central midfielder. Does he try hard?

Garth Crooks raves about Christian Benteke, compares him to Adebayor - HITC

Oh, Garth. I see what you did there.

Spurs recall McEvoy from loan - Colchester United

Baby Bale has been recalled from his loan spell, but nobody's explaining why.

Peter Crouch gave his wife a painting of himself lounging with a tiger - SB Nation Soccer

Amazing. Where are the nachos?