So Salmon Chase is on vacation this week and guess who forgot that he had to write up a Hoddle last night? Well, okay, it's me, but I'm just gonna go ahead and blame Skipjack. And I'll also blame the new episode of Black Sails which I was watching last night on DVR instead of writing. But yeah, it's totally not MY fault.
So here are a couple of links to get you started. Add your own in the comments.
And now the "news"
I'd like to say something funny and/or clever about this but I can't say I know anything about this guy. He's apparently a young central midfielder. Does he try hard?
Oh, Garth. I see what you did there.
Baby Bale has been recalled from his loan spell, but nobody's explaining why.
Amazing. Where are the nachos?