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Happy Tuesday, Spursland! I had a dream about Harry Kane last night. He taught me how to surf, and then together we took down another group of surfers who were robbing banks where Fart Smell masks. Has this ever happened to you?
And now the "news"
Legendary Dave Mackay Passes Away At 80-BBC
I like to think that nobody could do a better job of summing him up in one sentence better than George Best.
Cup Loos Can Drive Spurs Into Top 4 Says Townsend-Guardian
Brace yourselves folks it appears we are entering the no spin zone (which is actually where the most spin happens). I mean yes I can see the logic but the idea that playing a few less games is the only thing holding us back is ridiculous. Want to know something holding us back? Danny Rose's defending, or the fact that Vertonghen makes an unbelievably stupid move every other game. Or that Fart Smell is about as threatening when he comes on as jello.
The Old Boss is Stealing My Bit, And He is Way better At It-SB Nation Soccer
So should I just like turn in my writers privileges and clean out my cubby? Yes, we have cubbies, like kindergartners. Vox media is weird. And the guys over at Polygon get free chicken nuggets once a week this s**t is weak anyway, I'M OUT.
Celebrating Glenn Murray, English Target Man-SB Nation Soccer
Rock 'em, sock 'em, sis-boom-bah! When in doubt cross it and it turns out I am crap at writing 50's style cheers. Maybe I just need to watch Pleasantville again.
Jon Stewart Kicked Seth Rollins In The Balls-SB Nation
No I am not including this because I like both Jon Stewart and Pro Wrestling. I am including it to compensate for the fact that Kevin's news and Comment thingy had like a million links in it. I didn't even watch raw last night, I turned it off during the 45 minute John Cena segment and watched Last Man On Earth and experienced real amazing television and couldn't bring myself to go back to the drivel.