Dear commentariat: do you know what is the best thing ever? Trader Joe's Speculoos Cookie Butter. It is just the best. A piece of fresh baked whole-grain bread, lightly toasted, spread with cookie butter is one of life's great pleasures. Do you know what else is one of life's great pleasures? Bourbon. These two sentences are not related, I swear. Well, mostly not related. I think. Where's my bourbon?
And now, the "news":
Hey AWO, have you bought your ticket yet? If not, you're probably SOL, since I'd guess by the time you read this they're probably sold out already. Sucks to be you.
I kind of wondered. And for the record, Poche has two sons: Maurizio (13) and Sebastiano (20). I don't know about you, but Poche doesn't look nearly old enough to have a 20-year old son.
BREAKING: Harry Kane has also mastered the art of giving quotes without actually saying a g**d**n thing.
No, really, this is all you need to know.
Yes, it's #batcountry, but an all-Belgian central defense might be pretty cool. Sorry, Vlad. Womp-womp.