Community Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Monday, April 13

"Happy" Monday, Spurs fans. Our Hoddlemaker, Salmon Chase, is having some internet difficulties this morning relating to his workforce changing the internet policy, making it tough for him to log in. So here is your hastily assembled Community Hoddle of Coffee. Sorry it's late.

And now the "news"

Transferring Harry Kane for Jamie Vardy might not be insane - AllThingsFPL.com

YES IT I... Oh, this is is a FANTASY football website. Never mind. (But it's still insane.)

Schalke manager rubbishes Howedes move - London 24

Yeah... that's sort of what I thought.

Dutch manager punches a hole through his dugout.

See, THIS is what we need from a manager. More grit. More guts. More broken hands.