Happy Monday Spursland! Are we happy? We played Not-Ryan-Mason and the sky dd not fall. In fact we played Paulinho over Mason for the majority of the game and it was fine. It was like he doesn't make us better, but he doesn't undermineour defense with his positioning.
No, aside from poking the Mason for Minister (of Magic not Prime Minister, lets be real about this) I want to point out one thing. Everyone for the most part has been careful of not over-hyping Kane this year. Always with the caveats of "this is just one season" "the could figure him out" and so on. I am done with the qualifiers. Done. Our first 30 goal scorer since... Wait did Bale not even score that many? [Ed: Nope, he scored 26 one year.] Kane is the truth. It's over, he is our once and future King.
And now the "news"
But does he owe Sherwood lunch? Or perhaps he should just be invited over for Sunday tea.
So we could need Arsenal to Win The FA Cup for us to make Europa. Could that cause us to cheer for them to win? Under no circumstances.
I live in the Philadelphia area, please pray for me that I survive the now inevitable roving gangs of green clad, illiterate ruffians dripping with cheese wiz and clamoring for the blood of anyone involved in this decision.
When asked for a comment on this move Philadelphia based comedian and Christian Minster Al Smith (credits Good Morning America and the Clean And Funny Comedy Tour) had this to say:
You know, I am contractually obligated to root for him. Not as an Eagles fan, but as a Christian. If this don't make me turn my back on my faith nothing will.
Still not as crazy as the Eagles signing Tim Tebow.
Not gonna say exactly where on my body those feelings are though, but they could be anywhere.