Happy Tuesday Spursland! Do you want me to make you feel very sad? Do you? I thought so you lovable bunch of sad clowns.
We only have five more weeks of the season! Then it's off to the dark days of summer. A summer without a World Cup or a Euro. What are we gonna do? Sit around watching cricket/baseball/Netball (is netball a summer sport?). In any event it's going to be awful. I can only ask that you my internet pals make like a Sam Smith song and stay with me. [Ed: there's the Women's World Cup. And the Gold Cup. And the Copa America. I think we'll be fine.]
Keep your heads down kids, we are about to enter #batcountry
And now the "news"
Tottenham Perfect For Me Says Alli-Sky Sports
Funny I think more specifically Ryan Mason's spot seems like a perfect fit for him. But what do I know I am just Internet blogger man, the least powerful of all the super heroes. Because I am super without credentials, and I eat Cheetos.
Lord Sugar Predicts Arsenal Vs Aston Villa Final-Here In The City
Lord Sugar, noted early 90s generic video game villain, has made a not so bold prediction, I can't wait to see how Piers Morgan responds on Twitter.
Tuchel To Replace Klopp At Dortmund-SB Nation Soccer
Or as I call him, young Donald Sutherland.
The Right And Wrong Reasons To Discredit Tim Sherwood-SB Nation Soccer
This is what science was built for. Not computers, or flight or a cure for polio, nay a systematic explanation of exactly why and why not Tim Sherwood is the worst.
Mayweather Says He IS Better Than Ali-SB Nation No No Not Even A Little Bit
I mean he is way better at hitting women, like way better there is no doubt abut that. He may even be a better pro wrestler than Ali, but a better boxer, I think not.