Happy Friday Spursland! It's Southampton weekend chaps and lady peoples, and for some reason there seems to be a lot less #narrative floating around our manager situation compared to when we took on Corporal First Class Tim Sherwood's RAF Reserves Retired. What's the reason? If I had to guess nobody in this particular storyline has a face nearly as hateable as Tim Sherwood. in fact if I had to characterize Pochetino's face as anything it would be huggable. His cheeks, pinchable, His midfield selections....still terrible, sit Mason's ass down please good God.
And now the "news"
Poch Says Lloris Is Going Nowhere-Sports Mole
It's an article WITH QUOTES. Although at the time of this writing I still don't know if this is real, because it hasn't popped anywhere else. But lets just declare Lloris to be Spurs fo lyfe and move on as if it is true. It's the only way I'll get any sleep tonight.
Which Team Has The Most Twitter Followers Where You Live?-Sky Sports
You won't see Tottenham on any of these spread sheets, thus continuing to give Spurs fans a certain punk rock cache that the Chelsea supporter who keeps sending you emails about joining the office fantasy baseball league, will never ever has. That loser probably actually downloaded Tidal. (dismissive wanking motion)
USWNT Reveals New Kits For The World Cup-SB Nation Soccer
Everyone is losing their minds over these kits. And they are nice! Lets all relax, just because they aren't red white and blue doesn't mean that if we win the cup they will accidentally hand the thing to the Canary Islands
Impact (ya get it?) Player Does Unintentional "Flair Bump"-SB Nation Soccer
OKjudging from his footwork he lost track of the ball and tried to rainbow, then realized the ball wasn't at his feet half way through and was so startled he had to pretend to be a certain man from North Carolina.
No MLS Is Not In Eminent Financial Peril-SB Nation Soccer
....Maybe when he was talking about MLS eminent collapse he was just talking about the stadium DC united currently play in (photo credit to yours truly).