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Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links April 29, 2015

Mystery Theme Week continues!

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Happy Wednesday Spursland! OK I get it, you guys fancy yourselves as smart folk, which you proved yesterday by guessing the mystery theme, since the first guess got it.  That's no fun for the other people playing along or for me who wants to sit smugly back and watch you struggle all day.  So today we stepped up the difficulty a bit. Remember the person with the best guess wins 100 billion internetz so it's like totally super serious.

Have at it my lovelies.

And now the "news"

Kane Reveals How Poche Improved Him-Sqwuaka

So basically Poche showed up and Kane was all like "Don't threaten me with love baby, lets go walking in the rain"

Bentaleb Wanted By Juventus, All The other Italian Clubs-Off The Post

And he is going to cost you a butt-ton of money, You can't get more for less, you get what you pay for.

Everything You Need To Know About Real And Athletico Madrid's Transfer Bans-SB Nation

it's like the old saying goes, if you aren't in the game you can't hit a home run.  And it looks like these two might be out of the transfer game for a bit (LOL not really)

Player Taken Out By Clattering Cheerleader Tackle-SB Nation Soccer

I feel for this guy because he is about to get so much guff (such a jocular word eh gang) from the boys in the locker room.  But he should remember that words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of reality.

Three Things We Learned From Hull Beating Liverpool-SB Nation Soccer

Liverpool might miss the Europa League, and that might be good for them, That sounds weird, but it's honest. And honesty is all you need.

Congratulations to Richie C for correctly guessing yesterday's mystery theme, Dead Wrestlers.  Congratulations kiddo you just won 100 Billion Internetz