Happy Friday Spursland !So No Lloris, that is bad. No Soldado, that does not matter. It's Burnley, that also does not matter. Now does anyone know how to get children down off of a sugar overdose? Do I need the needle full of adrenaline? Do I need to bring the needle down hard in a stabbing motion? Look I am just saying if you have figured this problem out the rest of us giving care to children would really like to know. [Editor: as a parent, I can confirm that leather restraints and/or duct tape also work.]
And now the "news"
And then he wants to run nude, crotch first through a razor blade factory, get lost, go jump in a lake, up your nose with a rubber hose sir!
I get him wanting to meet with the club, at his age if he is going to make a big money move it would be coming soon and he probably wants to chase the dream rather than stay as a bit player at a big club instead of a bit player on one of the biggest clubs. However nobody can justify, though I love him, him being ahead of Walcott. That is just crazy.
If you disagree, just read the article. But should you think that players who can get more money somewhere else are jerks for doing so when their careers could end in injury tomorrow, you are wrong. I am not sorry if that hurts your feelings.
If only I was allowed to do this with my students (who I am forbidden to have social media contact with as it is a fireable offense). Oh, I could do so much good.
Nah, that headline is sexist and implies that she was unlikely to beat the boys based on her not having a Y chromosome. A better headline would be "Cassandra Brown Wins Thing."
Happy Passover and Easter everyone.