Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham hotspur News And Links April 6, 2015

Happy Monday Spursland! Did everyone have a good Easter/Passover should you recognize those events? Did everyone find all their eggs? My kids still haven't found them all. But it was a good thing we had all that candy around because without that amount of sugar and corn sweetener pulsing through my veins I would have joined the many of you I am sure who were put to sleep by that game.  What was more boring?  That game, or waffles without butter or syrup? I know, I just blew your mind.

And now the "news"

Kane and Mason Proof Of English Talent-BBC

What are you doing?  I am offended for you that you would ruin your career with this statement.  Aside from both being born in England and playing for Spurs there is nothing similar about those too.  One is good and one is just thought to be good by out of touch higher ups who have been screwing up their entity (the England team) for years.  Mason is just the latest example of that..... Wait.  Person who isn't really that good who is held up to be amazing by out of touch higher ups that have been ruining their product for years?  Is Ryan Mason our Roman Reigns?  I guess that would make the England managers of the last ten years Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn. [Editor's note:

Poch Thinks Champions League Spot May Be Out of Reach-Guardian

Ya think?  Way to go out on a limb there mate.  Glad to see you have finally seen Caley's numbers on this issue.

48 Year Old Scores in Real Professional Game-SB Nation Soccer

So it turns out life isn't just over when you age.  hmmmmm. [Editor's note: shut up.]

TIFO Game is Strong in France-SB Nation Soccer

Keeping it simple but awesome.

Bale Beats Keeper and Taps itIn, Defender Injurs His Groin-SB Nation Soccer

The Definition of the thrill of Victory and the agony of defeat in one moment.  Cue up the Wide World Of Sports theme. Related: Ronaldo scored five goals in this game.