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Happy Monday, Spursland. What a nice way to close out the season at the Lane. Two goals, a clean sheet, and a pair of sexy assists from much maligned players, Erik Lamela and Ryan Mason, that would make Zidedine Zidane weep with joy.
I don't even care that we probably didn't deserve a clean sheet, FINAL SCORE DON'T LIE! Glory, glory Tottenham Hotspur.
Now for the "news":
Nacer Chadli actually gives a decent interview--London 24
What is this non-sensationalist journalism doing in the Hoddle? I don't know, he seemed nice in the interview and I wanted to share.
Dnipro winger "favours a move to Tottenham"--Daily Mail
Do we need a winger? I don't think we need another winger, but if we do, I'm going to trust Aslan on Eastern European dudes we should be buying. He's all about that Yarmo, not that Kono, so I am, too.
Spurs target told to stay at West Brom and continue to be a good lad--Mirror
Dear Saido,
Don't move to places that can make you fabulously wealthy and compete for European glory; stay here in the Midlands, and let's grow old together.
<3 Tony
p.s. I love the man you are becoming
Mousa Dembele's moving out--Squawka
Dembele worked in a midfield three, breaking up play for Ryan. Daniel Levy left a note on his door, said "Moose, we're selling you out of the country".
Dwelling on the ball gives Poch a heart attack-ack-ack, you oughta know by now...
Three things we learned by Barça winning La Liga--SB Nation Soccer
Was one of those things Gareth Bale's presence and how it, aside from scoring the winning goal in two cup finals last year, has doomed Madrid, defaulting the title to Camp Nou? Because I think that is the obvious answer.
Samoa Joe will make debut in a wrestling thing--SB Nation Wrestling
Huh?
Mad Max lives out loud, gives zero f****--SB Nation
My desire to see this movie falls somewhere between guest writing the Hoddle and dry shaving on a Monday morning. You should check out the permalink, though, it's worth it.