clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

Tuesday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links May 19, 2015

New, comments

Tottenham Hotspur News and Links

If you buy something from an SB Nation link, Vox Media may earn a commission. See our ethics statement.

Julian Finney/Getty Images

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! HEY GUYS. What is your best XI for our boys next fall? I look forward to seeing your answers in the comments.  And hey, if you want to toss in a few names that we haven't bought yet into that XI? Go for it. (Ed. Note: It's like you're not even trying to write things anymore.)

And now the "news"

Kane Could Be A Non-Starter Says Poche - Guardian

Oh pretty please with crispy chichirones on top! I would gladly accept Harry Missing our last game if it also means he wouldn't be ready in time for the kiddie world cup this summer and be back for the start of our season in the fall. He needs rest, It appears that the lord has also stated he should rest. This is what should be. Don't burn out kiddo.

If Kane Goes To U-21 World Cup He Could Miss Start Of Season - Telegraph

Anyone still not agree with me that playing in this nothing tournament is a bad idea for him? I can feel a Michael Owen injury coming on from here.

Wayne Rooney's Adorable Son Signs Autographs, He Is 5 - SB Nation Soccer

As a professional person in the industry of raising children, I to see an adorable moment, and unrecoverable psychological damage.

De Gea Might Leave Manchester United, DON'T PANIC-The Busby Babe

I originally read this as "De Gea is not leaving Manchester United" and started doing a dance not unlike the truffle shuffle, then I saw my mistake and was left only with an empty feeling of a big let down inside and the depressing feeling of knowing my gut was still jiggling even though the dancing had stopped.

Ronaldinho Is Still Doing Ridiculous Things In Pro Soccer Games - SB Nation Soccer

Somebody call Neil Degrass Tyson because he just broke physics, yoooooo.

Ok I apologize for that. One day I'll be funny; I'm so sorry.