Happy Thursday Spursland! There was a time during the the second world war, known as the phoney war. The time when everyone was all like "Yo, it's on," but nobody did anything because it just wasn't time to make with the tanks yet. We are currently in the footballing equivalent of that. The title is won, we know Spurs aren't making top four, we will probably finish 6th or 7th. It's whatevs, bruh. Sure we still have the FA Cup, which we aren't in so who cares, and the Champion's League isn't over, but that's a big ol' shoulder shrug. The summer has basically started but nobody is blowing stacks of cash on players they over value for dumb reasons. Welcome to phony #batcountry.
And now the "news"
Sooo I was under the impression this list was already released for the year. So you know, this isn't anything new for Spurs, other than it basically lays out that Champion's League football really is the only thing holding us back from being able to recruit some of the world's best players. We won't get Messi to leave Spain but we got the money to buy and pay really good guys. The most interesting thing is looking at how much Manchester United are worth compared to Real Madrid or Barca and then compare those three teams. I guarantee you will start humming to yourself "one of these things is not like the others".
Just going by his choice in sweaters I would not accept a drink from young Erik if offered.
Well we have kind of known that Sergio is kind of just a super athlete and not some amazingly skilled defender, or footballer. So this is no surprise, but he does have the haircut of a douche and someone making him look so dumb pleases me.
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