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Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links May 8, 2015

It's Friday! Have some Spurs news and links.

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Happy Friday Spursland! Hey, how ya doing, if you are reading this and you are Great Britain's new Prime Minister could you please form a government or answer some questions or whatever it is some randomly (by US standards) selected MP does when he or she isn't, IDK, giving the Chancellor of the Exchequer a dutch oven? Hey does it show that I don't know much about how UK politics work?

And now the "news"

Jimmy Greaves Out Of Intensive Care-BBC

When they brought him out was the doctor all like "Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy"?  Cause I think he would appreciate that.

Poche Knows Spurs Summer Targets-Sky Sports

So does everyone else, and they are all going to be signed by United. Or already have.

Messi Ruined Jerome Boateng's Life-SB Nation Soccer

The phrase "he broke his ankles" gets bandied about a lot. Usually its a label out on a video of a guy doing eight cross overs and the guy playing defense just sort of reacting but never really being out of position while some onlooker shouts "GOT EM" repeatedly.  This is not that, this is broken ankles, tibias, femur, pelvis and stomach lining.

Memphis Depay Give United Something They Don't Have-SB Nation Soccer

A decent central midfielder. OHHHH!  Feel that burn, Michael Carrick, feel it burn your sin in away that leaves a burn mark, cause you just got burned sucker. [Editor's note: Depay is a winger, but Carrick is still fair game.]

Dreams Have No Borders-SB Nation Long Form

Sydney Leroux is Canadian?!? No wonder she is so polite.