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Happy Wednesday Spursland! So I guess this is how our summer will be going. Solid under the radar signings, and saying good by to guys who never panned out. Happy trails to you Bongani Khumalo.
And now the "news"
Gazza Had A Web Chat, It Was Peak Gazza-Guardian
He had a a four paragraph response to the question "Hey Paul, what do you think of Tottenham" and he finished explaining his feelings on Tottenham in the first two sentences.
Wilshere Set To Accept Charges-Guardian
This is so, soooooo dumb that this is a thing. The things Jack the loser (catchy name that rolls off the tongue) said couldn't possibly effect anyone who heard them. But lets make sure he was nice to everyone, because that's what we should be focusing on.
Australia Seem To Think They Beat The US, They Totes Didn't-SB Nation Soccer
Maybe you could have had a shot at beating us if you had Megan Rapinoe on your team, BUT YOU DON'T. Bow down to the queen, b***hes. You can bet your sweet blonde locks that if some jumped up nun tried to block a door after a priest confronted her about her many sins Rapinoe would be like "um excuse me" and just walk on through like that nun was nothing.
Copa America 2015 Preview-SB Nation Soccer
I have been listening to Kevin McCauley talk about how awesome this tournament is for years. Years. Almost several years. And this year I will watch it, but I'll need to read this first because even seeing all those tweets about it over these many moons, I still am not really sure at all who is playing. Is it a club tournament? I hope not.
The Stupid History Of The Water Gun-SB Nation
I was that kid, the kid who was the first on the block to get the Super Soaker 50. But I was too small to pump it up enough to get it to shot more than 15 feet. And worse my friends all saw it was awesome, got their parents to buy them one but by then the Super Soaker 100 was out so EVERY kid got that one leaving me the undersized kid with the fire power of Czechoslovakia when the Soviets rolled in. THIS is an important piece of journalism.