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Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 11, 2015

USA >>>>>>> Germany

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Happy Thursday Spursland! Wish so badly that I could read German today, just to see the bad puns in German newspapers calling Jurgen a traitor today.  It's not like he did anything really, it was that Woods kid.

And now the "news"

Harry Kane Listed As 47th Most Likely To Move-Sky Sports

Thus proving this list is stupid,

Spurs Left Wing Calls Out Team With Better Former Spurs Left Wing-Daily Star

Well Belgium will win, Unless Bale just decides they won't.  Expert analysis right there, right?

Flag Waving Patriot Celebrates In Lap of Honor Though German Fans-SB Nation Soccer

He was promptly stabbed with 47 broken bottles.

Bradley And Mix Combine For Sex Goal-SB Nation Sex Goals

Yea it was a pretty solid peace of business.  Much like that Berlin airlift deal.  So I don't want to see any crap from you Germans, YOU OWED US.

Curry Is To Good To Struggle This Much-SB Nation

This title while admittedly deceiving is not a joke about constipation while on a vacation to the Indian sub-continent.