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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 16, 2015

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Soccer is neat.

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Happy Tuesday Spursland! Is anyone else as outraged as my by the new FIFA 16 trailer?  Why is Harry Kane's mouth closed?  What happened to accuracy, EA?

And now the "news"

Five Questions For Erik Lamela-Tottenhamhotspur.com

I think we should sell this guy just because he is so boring.  What are you plans for the summer? Would it kill you to say something interesting or cool like "taking up pottery" or "going on a gay cruise off the coast of Madagascar with Verts?" These answers are about as boring as a story arc about to pals on a trip to Dorne. (I don't actually think it was boring or pointless or the story, I just go along with groupthink)

Will Sherwood bring Spurs Old Boys In?-Sabotage Times

He will and we will overcharge him for our trash.

These Kids Lost Their Minds When They Saw Zlatan-SB Nation Soccer

If that is the look on his face I shudder to think what is going on in his pants.

This Neymar Pass Should be In Religious Texts-SB Nation Soccer

I believe it was already in the Bhagavad Gita.

Speaking Of Sex Passes...-SB Nation Soccer

Maybe I should be watching this Copa thing.