Happy Thursday Spursland! Well in the words of a guy who used to run this blog and now doesn't because he got big time, fam we made it. That's right! We made it through Harry Kane's time in the U-21 Euros. England disappointingly (unless you are asking me) are out of that steaming pile of of embarrassment. Now we only need to worry about him tripping over Sophie Turner's leg on some beach in Ibiza or something.
And now the "news"
Chris Perry? More Like Steve Perry. Get it? Cause Journey is stupid as s**t.
Nope not true, you are not a real news source, the onion is more credible.
So Yedlin is getting Bale'd, awesome!
The answer is another thing we can't have. #lyfe
No, this happened and now I am sad. Not for fingeeers, but for the butts. [Editor's note: #butts]