Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June, 25, 2015

Happy Thursday Spursland! Well in the words of a guy who used to run this blog and now doesn't because he got big time, fam we made it.  That's right!  We made it through Harry Kane's time in the U-21 Euros.  England disappointingly (unless you are asking me) are out of that steaming pile of of embarrassment.  Now we only need to worry about him tripping over Sophie Turner's leg on some beach in Ibiza or something.

And now the "news"

Crirs Perry IS Cool With Selling Lloris-Here In The City

Chris Perry? More Like Steve Perry.  Get it? Cause Journey is stupid as s**t.

Spurs To Let United Take Lloris For £17.8 Million-Metro

Nope not true, you are not a real news source, the onion is more credible.

5 Key Takeaways Form The USMNT Squad-SB Nation Soccer

So Yedlin is getting Bale'd, awesome!

What Are Liverpool Getting For £29 Million Pounds-SB Nation Soccer

The answer is another thing we can't have. #lyfe

Real Human Person Fingers Cavani Then Dives-SB Nation Yes It's Real

No, this happened and now I am sad.  Not for fingeeers, but for the butts. [Editor's note: #butts]