Happy Tuesday Spursland! OK lets stop with the crazy pills. The transfer rumor crazy has gone from a trickle to a torrent like the garden hose after you kink it up for a minute then let it go. So lets set this straight. Are surs shopping Kyle Walker? No. Are Spurs shopping Townsend? Maybe, but probably not too seriously. Are Spurs going to get Benteke for Adebayor plus cash? How would I know that, I don't have real sources.
And now the "news"
Good to hear, it's been a long road to recovery for the legend.
Because he isn't going anywhere. Well he might be but it would crush a certain former blog manager's heart. Eh you know what it would serve him right for how many times he refers to his twitter followers as "fam".
God if This theory that Arsene only needs a keeper and a midfielder to win the league turns out to be true then I don't want to live in this world. I want to live in another alternate dimension where humans just live in swimming pools.
It is outrageous. I for one am outraged. I am also an unfunny dork who happens to be relying on word play to get by.
I bet he was the guy with the coolest weekend story at the office on Monday, and then everyone went back to living their lives.