The Hoddle is extra late and is a Community Hoddle today because Salmon Chase couldn't get online last night except through his phone. Have you ever tried writing an article on your phone? Impossible. Protip, kids: when you set your wifi passwords, make them EASY to remember so that when you change them your loved ones will have no problems figuring them out. I recommend something like "password" or "12345" or even, if you want to get cray-cray, "zyxwv".
Anyway, there was no Hoddle this a.m. so this is your Community Hoddle. Add links and stuff to the comments. And in the meantime, here's a video from the Carolina Chocolate Drops.