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Happy Thursday Spursland! Farewell Lewis Holtby. You had hair like Rapinoe, just none of the ability. Also you had awkward tattoos on your forearm.
And now the "news"
Harry Winks to Sign New Long Term Contract-ESPN FC
Kids! Good Stuff! I don't know much about this kid other than we should be excited because he hasn't had his youth squad report come out yet.
Lamela For Llorente?-Froza Italia
No, Nope, Not happening. We are not giving Lamela up for the broke-d**k Leandro. And Leandro sucks.
Japan Beats England On Terrible Own Goal For Finals Berth-SB Nation Soccer
Ugh, Sorry England but this never would have happened if you had started Kiera Knightly.
Rumored Pogba Sale To Barca Makes Sense Now More Than Ever-SB Nation Soccer
Sure, because they need more help.
Of hiking and fugitives. No not those ones.
A History Of Kobe Convincing Players To Ditch LA-SB Nation
A better title would be, "A history of Kobe ruining the lives of his own fans".