Happy Thursday Spursland! Farewell Lewis Holtby. You had hair like Rapinoe, just none of the ability. Also you had awkward tattoos on your forearm.
And now the "news"
Kids! Good Stuff! I don't know much about this kid other than we should be excited because he hasn't had his youth squad report come out yet.
No, Nope, Not happening. We are not giving Lamela up for the broke-d**k Leandro. And Leandro sucks.
Ugh, Sorry England but this never would have happened if you had started Kiera Knightly.
Sure, because they need more help.
Of hiking and fugitives. No not those ones.
A better title would be, "A history of Kobe ruining the lives of his own fans".