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Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 6th, 2015

Carli Lloyd. That is all.

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Happy Monday Spursland! Carli Lloyd, that's the end.

No, seriously that's the end of the Hoddle.

I don't know why you re still reading this.  Just go out into the world and try to live your life half as well as Carli leads hers.

Spoiler alert, you will fail.


So I tried to turn this in but the boss is making me do actual work today or something about you guys deserving an actual Hoddle.  Whatever I guess it turns out the masthead is on your side after all)

Hugo Told To Snub United But Leave Spurs By Probably Some Jerk-ESPN FC

We will sign Carli Lloyd in his place.

Spurs Close To Signing Some Guy Named Toby Something-Guardian

Two downsides to this, this will cost us any chance we had at Morgan Schneidlvixen, and he has borderline Bentley hair.

Wambach Sprinted To her Wife At The Final Whistle-SB Nation Soccer

I don't know why this is a story; this seems like a normal thing people would do, but it is nice television.

THE USWNT Threw Confetti On Boxx's Daughter-SB Nation Soccer

Jeez ladies you think she was just about to take on Kevin Owens for the strap pr something.

USWNT Put Your Middle Fingers Up-SB Nation

They won't do that, they are really nice people. OK, Hope Solo would totally do that, while hitting someone.