Happy Friday, Spurs fans! Here's your music pick of the day. Some of you may remember this from the first season soundtrack to True Detective, but I've loved this track for years.
Here's Steve Earle: "Meet Me in the Alleyway."
And now, the "news"
Hey look, another article about Spurs being linked to Breel Embolo! Except I bet we're not. This is another great example of Transfer Rumor Telephone (Purple Monkey Dishwasher): the GiveMeSport article references the Telegraph, which itself references another Telegraph article, which then leads back to... the original Mirror articlethat started all these rumors and is spurious enough to be why we haven't written about Embolo to begin with. For the record, Embolo is a crazy good prospect... but I doubt we're in for him.
Sure, Juventus, sure. Trade you for Pogba, yeah?
And by "target" I assume they mean Paul Mitchell might have said "oh hey what about this guy" and Daniel Levy said "naa."
The quiz thought I supported Arsenal, which means that it is dumb and you should probably not take it.