Happy Thursday, Spursland! Has "it" happened yet? Is "THE" here? Or the real question -- who is really Kevin: Son, Little Bear, or both? Gee does it show how bitter I am that the player ranking based on CFC Memes didn't include any mention of me (or my giant unwarranted ego)? Anywho, What ALIEN craft has landed and left a monolith jumping us forward in our development (like in that movie, don't worry the nerds know which one) to the point where we, Tottenham, are unsettling players? Some of them are even good! This feels weird, like the transfer window was about to end and then Levy was like "Oh by the way before you guys clock out, I got this Van Der Vaart guy". Ya know?
It's cool I don't really know either.
And now the "news"
Yes we do posses the ability to sit your ass on the bench.
Ryan Mason, one way ticket to "not in the 18".
Be still: my inner being has become a full fledged independent entity on this plane of being.
Nope, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. I will be using my veto power on this which Menno assures me I have after my last contract negotiation. [Ed: It's true.] So eat it Van Gaal! Eat that warm day old, been left out tuna salad sandwich on banana bread that I just served up to you, Jack. And wash it down with a nice iced glass of hangover arts.
That is solid physical acting right there, very impressive. Almost Mathew Perry on every late night talk show appearance ever-esque.