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Happy Friday Spursland! He has that "Son" of a gun landed yet? [Ed: Yes, yes he has.] LOL I know gang that was HILARIOUS. And let me be the first to say that the never ending stream of puns coming in if we sign the delightful Korean will be universally worth while, not annoying, and totally clever bro/lady. In any event, what IS up with stuff people?
(psst the answer is our midfield which still has not at all been addressed)
And now the "news
Poche Says Little Bear Pursuit Is "Like Finding Love Again"-ESPN FC
Well so far the Beatles song that best describes this transfer saga would be "Can't Buy Me Love" because, well you've already gotten it by now. [Ed: If we're going with the Beatles, how about Here Comes the Son?]
West Brom Slam Spurs Over Late Bids For Little Bear-Guardian
Yeah, it really is a huge pain in the a** to receive faxes, texts, or phone calls. Have these people ever run any kind of business ever?
Everton Reject Stones' Transfer Request-SB Nation Soccer-We Ain't Got No History
I am not going to lie, I have no Idea why this is news. I don't know who this person is, and it makes no sense to me because I don't pay attention to most things.
Golfer Tries To hit Ball Out Of Water, It's Not Good-SB Nation Not Good
It's not even entertaining. Call me when one of his friends uses pictures of them hitting out of a water hazard in his tighty-whities then using them to blackmail the guy into free dental visits for your family (not that my father has been doing that for 15 years).
Dartmouth Football Uses Robots-SB Nation
I doubt it will help them beat arch rival Penn football, or the Eagles.
Hey, Hey you – person who doesn't have plans tonight. I have a comedy set at the Station Bar & Grill in Cranbury, New Jersey tonight. Come out! Tickets are...free. so come out and laugh at my potty-mouth as I try to get through 10-15 minutes not saying f**k. [Ed.: A million internets to whoever posts a picture of the marquee with "FEATURING: SALMON CHASE" on it.]