Happy Thursday, Spurs fans. There's only so much one can take when you're a blog manager with a day job. Three matches in a week is just about it. Here it is, nearly 11 p.m. my time. I should be in bed. I'm old, I can't handle late nights anymore, but here I am still writing your Hoddle while Salmon Chase continues to, I dunno, swim upstream or something.
Please God hurry up and start the season before I crack.
And now the "news"
DiMarzio may not have TANCREDIBILITY but I don't buy this for a second. This simply says that Mierles is on Tottenham's "wish list." Well, I have a $500 coffee roaster on my Amazon wish list, but I doubt I'm going to be getting that anytime soon. Although, this would up Tottenham's hair and beard game significantly, so maybe it's not such a bad move after all.
"Do we have a striker yet? ... How much time is left in the window? ...Okay, go ahead."
Have you seen this yet? If not, stop whatever you're doing and read it. It's fantastic, and beautiful. And guess who wrote that fantastic bit about Tottenham? ... No, it wasn't Caley. No, not Ben Daniels either. Shut up!!
No, that wasn't me. Why would you think that's... SHUT UP.