Happy Monday, Spursland. We won! It was entirely too hard for us to beat Sunderland, but we still won! And even better than that, Erik Lamela produced a fantastic assist for the goal. This is his moment, he's going to turn into a £30m player now.
I wish I had jokes or a story, but I don't. Who do you think I am, Roosevelts?
And now for the "news."
Help Thomas Wachtel pay his medical bills
I know we mentioned this in its own post, but I'm going to mention it again. Thomas is not just someone I've known from a sister SB Nation site for about four years, but someone I consider a friend off-SBN. He's an awesome dude and if you have the means, I hope you consider helping him out.
"Son played really well" - Poche | London Evening Standard
He definitely had some moments, but also looked lost. He only had a couple training sessions with his teammates, after all.
Mason says goal was the best feeling in the world | Official club site
A puff piece, obviously, but Mason was POSITIVELY BUZZING M8.
Michail Antonio's mom wouldn't let him sign for Spurs | Daily Mail
So that he could finish school. That's cool! He got a diploma in ... sport.
Molting seals in California are shedding toxic fur | The Verge
Y'all can we start caring about the environment a little bit?
We close with Riyad Mahrez clowning fools. Happy Monday.