Happy Wednesday, fam. We're still not playing in Champions League today. Still crying. And now the "news."
The Times is paywalled, but the fine folks at Squawka did us a solid and stole their content.
I didn't know Leroy Sane was a Spurs target, but OK! Also anyone who wants to buy him will have to double that fee.
Levy out, m8.
They got their youth teams and mascot to help them make a giant team photo that formed the team's logo.
So [insert a million crying emojis here], but why did you give them hundreds of dollars of business tho?
We close today's Hoddle with Manuel Neuer being a dick.