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Happy Wednesday, fam. We're still not playing in Champions League today. Still crying. And now the "news."
Baldini exit leaves five-man transfer committee | Squawka/The Times
The Times is paywalled, but the fine folks at Squawka did us a solid and stole their content.
Liverpool to bid £11m for Tottenham target | Express
I didn't know Leroy Sane was a Spurs target, but OK! Also anyone who wants to buy him will have to double that fee.
Spurs, MK Dons closing in on ground share | Mirror
Levy out, m8.
They got their youth teams and mascot to help them make a giant team photo that formed the team's logo.
Homophobic pizzeria inadvertently caters a gay wedding | Eater
So [insert a million crying emojis here], but why did you give them hundreds of dollars of business tho?
We close today's Hoddle with Manuel Neuer being a dick.