A Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links January 4, 2106

Happy Monday, Spursland!

While we no doubt would've liked to take all three points from Goodison Park yesterday, it must be noted that a point away from home is never a terrible thing and that if it weren't for a very special performance from the woodwork and Aaron Lennon's right boot, the result may have been very different indeed.

So well done to you, post, Azza, and, crossbar. These Manic Monday songs are for you.

And now for the "news":

Tottenham striking target will not be sold this January| London Evening Standard

Remember all those funny, then annoying "Straight Outta..." photoshops that were around a couple months ago? Well, we should get one with Harry Kane that says "100 Miles and Running". He's never getting a rest.

Pocho bringing his six shooters to play for Poche| ESPN

This is our Louis Saha moment, only with more smolder.

Carragher explains where he thinks Spurs will finish| The Sport Review

The nice thing is that he can say whatever he wants because nobody really understands him and he can always backtrack later.

The Best of SB Nation Soccer 2015| SB Nation Soccer

While this celebrates the network, at large, our community got a fair amount of love regarding our generosity, the subsequent Takeover, our eccentric wrestling fan, and the evil statistician.