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A Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links January 7, 2016

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Thursday is happening

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Happy Thursday, Spursland!

Things are starting to move, ladies and gents. Striker targets are resigning in France, Adebayor is trying to get back into the Premier League, and 19 year olds, four months into their top level careers, are set to double their wages.

Wait, what? Man, Bone Thugs tried to warn me about this...explicitly.

Seriously, why are all my talents not recognized by capitalism at large?

I need the magic of the Cup to get here soon to soothe my cynical soul.

And now for the "news":

Dele Alli disappoints me by accepting new contract, proving he has human cares| Mirror

I don't care that I'm a grown man. I prefer the myth of Dele Alli to the reality of Dele Alli who at 19, let's face it, will probably spend a lot of this money in a strip club.

Ray Wilkins compares Eric Dier to a Chelsea man| The Sport Review

While really, really drunk. Or oxygen starved. Either way someone should check on him because he clearly can't see straight.

Ol' 'Arry: 'Utd. could win the title with Bale'| BBC

This headline made me laugh, considering what he actually said. It's almost as if the BBC was disappointed Harry was sensible and needed to tap into those sweet, sweet Manc page clicks.

Newcastle are sniffing around Lacazette...maybe| L'equipe

Mon dieu ! Je ne parle pas français. Quelle dommage !

Ronaldo and Messi are linked to the Prem again| SB Nation Soccer

Spurs play in the Premier League!