Let’s get this out of the way: Today Ryan Mason is totally scoring a goal on us and we’re going to be blinded by Thigh Tattoo in the post-goal celebration. Mason will sprint to the corner, flanked by Jake Livermore and Michael Dawson while Tom Huddlestone leisurely jogs over to join them.
This is going to happen.
Just make peace with it.
If we’re lucky, Mason will also totally break the Hull midfield as he does his headless-chicken impression, leaving the statue-like Huddlestone grasping at air as he tries to chase around Dele Alli. Due to how broken their midfield is because Ryan Mason, we’ll still get the win even though Ryan Mason is going to score a stupid goal against us.
On to the links:
Remember that time I tried to defend Mason after his one great performance last season and might have jinxed him? That was fun.
This week has been fun:
Arsenal's week so far:— Duncan Alexander (@oilysailor) December 13, 2016
Monday: football's too predictable
Tuesday: football's too unpredictable
I found the way Mason will score his stupid freaking goal.
Conor wrote about Arsenal’s defeat for the main page.
Jose Mourinho isn’t going to stop Morgan Schneiderlin from leaving Old Trafford if the French midfielder wants out.