Good news: There’s eight Premier League games today.
Bad news: Have you looked at the eight Premier League games today?
Arsenal is going to Arsenal a win against West Brom in the most annoying and vintage Arsenal fashion imaginable. Chelsea will throttle Bournemouth. David Moyes will have about as much success on his return to Old Trafford as he did last time he managed at Old Trafford. And the only interesting storyline for City v Hull is how many goals will City rack up against the super trash Tigers?
(Am I reverse jinxing everyone as hard as I possibly can? YES. YES I AM.)
That said, even if the fixtures today figure to be boring and forgettable, hopefully y’all are still enjoying some time off work, getting to watch some football, and finding some good uses for your gifts from yesterday, for those of you that celebrated.
So, two questions to start y’all off: a) What game are you most excited to watch today? b) What’s the best thing you received yesterday? (I got some gear from the Spurs shop and a bottle of Glenlivet 12 year.)