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Caption this: Harry Kane surprises a Spurs fan with a holiday phone call

“Do you have Prince Arsene in a can?”

Harry Kane made a Spurs fan (and his grandson) happy today with a surprise phone call. Kane popped onto the Spurs Shop phones to give a personal call to a random fan who ordered a Harry Kane Tottenham Hotspur jersey, and the results were captured by Spurs TV.

Head to our Facebook to see what happened when @harrykane surprised a lucky fan with a festive phone call! #SpursXmas #COYS

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But that’s not what we thought when we first saw this Instagram photo, so we came up with a few creative captions of our own first.

  • “Hello, I'm Mr. Kane phoning from Bank of Levy Insurance. I've got a health care deal that'll leave you proper buzzing.”
  • “Good morning, we noticed what looks like some unauthorized access to your Turfies account."
  • “Hi! This is Harry from Card Member Services, calling about your credit card account”
  • “Yes, good evening, I’m calling wondering if you’d be willing to donate to Noah’s Ark Children’s Hospice on behalf of website Cartilage Free Captain. It’s a contest, see.”
  • “Leicester City 9-9-9, do you have a relegation emergency?”
  • "Thanks for booking a room at Hotspur Inn and Suites. Have a buzzing day!"
  • “Who is this? Dog, is that you?”
  • "No, I'm a real human. This is not a robo call. Ma'am, please, I'm just trying to meet my monthly sales target for these Sissoko bobbleheads."
  • "What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”
  • "Well, my name is Harry and I'm wearing a jumper. Thanks for asking!"
  • “Siri, where’s the nearest Nando’s?” <dialtone> “I didn’t get that. Siri, where’s ‘nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Street?’” <dialtone>
  • And finally:

Put your own captions in the comments!