There's a new social craze sweeping the internet. A web application called What Dog is the new cool thing that everyone is trying out. It's a facial recognition app that scans a photo of a face and describes what breed of dog it's supposed to be.
Of course the internet being the internet, found this site and saw that you can upload your own images for the software to detect. The fun began with celebs and politicians being scanned with funny results. Since we're hip and cool like the kids, why not scan a few Tottenham Hotspur player's faces and see what it has to say about them?
No arguments here. He's intelligent on the pitch, a great athlete, and plays as a target striker alone by himself most of the time. Well done, What Dog!
Uhh, sure. I've never met Hugo, but this certainly seems like an accurate description of the goalkeeper.
Strong? Check. Active? Check. Gentle and eager to please? Uhh...
INTENSE STARES. Who knew that was an important characteristic in a dog?
Yes. All of the above. Just yes.
Well...That's the same as Harry's. That's weird.
THERE'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX! ABORT! ABORT!