SPURS ARE THIRD! SPURS ARE THIRD! Tottenham flew into Carrow Road on Tuesday and came out again with a 3-0 win and a spot up on the table! Dele Alli fired home a rebound from Christian Eriksen's saved shot for the first goal, and Harry Kane had a brace, scoring from the spot and on a counter-attack to put the Canaries in a coal mine. More importantly, that's three wins over bird clubs: Crystal Palace, Norwich, and whatever the hell that thing is on Colchester's crest.
Spurs ended the weekend in third place ahead of Arsenal (though only by goal differential), just two behind Manchester City for second, and five behind high-flying Leicester City who still somehow haven't figured out that they're not supposed to be there.
So once again, here's your chance to vote on the player ratings for Saturday's match. We'll tally the results and keep you posted on how things are going. No update graphic today as Bryan's still lawyerin' but we'll get one to you as soon as possible.
By now, you know how it works, but let's lay out the rating system just in case you've forgotten.
10: World Class or Amazing
9: Very good
7: Above Average
5: Below Average
3: Very bad
1: I dunno, this is like net fishing on a kayak or something.
Without further delay, here you go.