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Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Except it isn't really, as once again the gods of football caught us sneakily trying to have a nice thing and promptly relieved themselves on our dreams last night, handing Leicester a 2-0 draw against a Newcastle side that currently looks less effective than Malky Mackay's mental filter. Well, at least with Benitez now back in the Premier League frame I can once again start trying to work the word FUCHT into every post I write on here, and... oh no, Dustin G-M is shaking his head and waving a P45 form at me from across the writer's room. Football is officially over for me.
And now for the "news":
Harry Kane spurred on by Golden Boot race with Jamie Vardy | The Mirror
Little tip for you Harry- trying to accumulate more indulgent bling than Jamie Vardy is a fool's errand.
Arsenal and City out of the title race, says Koeman | Sky Sports
That nice Mr. Koeman, calmly and coldly dashing the hopes of thousands? I never thought I'd see the day.
Benitez focuses on the positives of Newcastle defeat | BBC Sport
The world of football wasn't prompted into an existential crisis by a beach ball again, soooo... I guess that's something.
Redknapp in talks with Derby County | The Guardian
Kevin Bond is currently checking the journey time by car from Poole to the iPro and weeping quietly into the glovebox of 'Arry's Land Rover.
