Are we ready for my words yet? No, we probably aren't. I offer this as tribute. The last two days in Tottenham supporterdom, represented in YouTube videos (last one is not edited, so don't play it at work without headphones).
And now for the "news":
16 emotions Spurs fans went through this season| Irish Examiner
I don't know if it's funny enough to stop Shakira from crying, but I appreciate the effort.
Spurs must match Kane's ambition| Sky Sports
Neymar's available, right?
On punching people during sports| SB Nation Baseball
Don't laugh at people who go wobbly from a punch. One day that could be you.
Australian IOC giving its athletes condoms to combat Zika| NBC Sports
Which is much, much better than Ramsay Bolton's proposed solution to stopping the spread of the virus.