A Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links June 15, 2016

Good morning!

I wish I had something fun to report, I really do, but instead it's rumors that have been around a little bit, aside from a new Nolito tidbit and a potential Jose Mourinho troll job. Here is the crazy thing, though. We know we are going to sign someone out of the blue, but we're just going to have to wait and see who that is. That's just the way it is with all this international footie going on.

In the meantime, let's play a game called one defender, one midfielder, one forward. You get 50 million pounds. Explain which defender, midfielder, and forward you would buy with the money, and how much you think each one would cost. It's an interesting game to play given the constraints and crazy money that quality forwards are fetching these days.

And now for the "news":

Are Spurs risking losing Janssen to Man Utd?| Voetbal Primeur

I've linked in many languages throughout my tenure as Hoddle "writer". I felt it only appropriate to link this news of a potential Mourinho swoop in a language most of us here can't read. Sorry to the Dutch in the crowd.

Bid for Calleri looks likely| Sport Witness

Who will answer for the violence that breaks out between him and the River Plate ultra Lamela, though?

Every other rumor you've probably gotten sick of by now| Squawka

Just another brick in the transfer window wall. How can you start your day if you haven't read your rumors?

Usain Bolt almost falls, still wins| NBC Sports

I wonder if the other guys keep letting him win so the reality of what's happening to his beloved Man Utd doesn't fully register?