A Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links June 28, 2016

Good morning.

They should have lost hereafter;
There would have been a time for such a turd.
— Wayne Rooney, and Jack Wilshere, but mostly Wayne Rooney,
Creep in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of Roy Hodgson's time;
And all our disappointments have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief Euros!
Football's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, usually loses on penalties,
And then is heard no more (in England at least). It is a tale
Told by Ian Wright, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.

And now for the "news":

Spurs target, Michy, the subject of Crystal Palace bid| Express

Crystal Palace lodging a bid for a player that well outclasses Tottenham's most expensive transfer is peak 2016 TV deal.

Rio Ferdinand think Jan Vertonghen playing left back is a sin| Squawka

Welcome to international football, Rio. Managers love to put their best players somewhere else because why not.

Great footage of Antonio Conte winning a football match| SB Nation Lookit

I may fly to France to kill him just so I never have to root against him. Why are you going to Chelsea, Antonino? Why??

Game of Thrones Scorecard: WoW| SB Nation

You get to die, and you get to die. Everybody gets to die!!