Community Hoddle of Coffee for Tuesday, June 7

Don't blame Vince! He was busy yesterday, and for whatever reason the Hoddle didn't get published in time. So as we do, we throw up an emergency Community Hoddle for all y'alls CFC talkin' bout.

There's a reason why I don't do the Hoddle on a regular basis, and that's because I suck at cranking out short monologues on different topics every day like what Vince does or Salmon Chase did. That takes talent and skill, folks. I know my limitations.

And now the "news":

Harry Kane wants to win the Euro 2016 Golden Boot | ESPN

Well, duh. First England, then Europe, then the world.

Shrewsbury have their Harry Kane in AJ Leitch-Smith | Shropshire Star

Awwww, that's really cute. Check out this quote from Shrewsbury manager Dario Gradi: “Harry Kane is a superstar and AJ’s not as big or as good as him but he’s more like him than Jamie Vardy,” That's some mighty fine League One shade.

Arsenal willing to wait on Vardy until after EUROs start | Standard

I'm not sure which would be funnier: Arsenal actually spending big money to sign Jamie Vardy or Vardy ultimately rejecting them to stay at Leicester.