The daily banter between Tottenham Hotspur's two class clowns, Dele Alli and Eric Dier, has been one of the best things to happen to the club in quite some time. Wins and losses, title contention, all of that stuff is moot when Dele and Eric take to their social media accounts for some good hashtag bantz.
However, I have some terrible news to report today. The 'banter' may have taken a terrible turn on Wednesday.
Today is known as 'National Best Friends day' and Eric Dier sent his BFF some flowers as a gift. The heartless Dele Alli never sent anything back. What type of friend does that?
Sent him flowers and got nothing back https://t.co/YmqdpasMCR— Eric Dier (@ericdier) June 8, 2016
Not only did he not return the favor, he apparently threw those beautiful innocent flowers into the trash can! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER IS HE?
That's just taking it too far, guys. Banter is one thing, but please save the harmless flowers from such cruel treatment. Flowers are our friend and would never hurt us.
These two need to think about what they've just done and then buy each other more flowers because flowers are great. I wish someone would send me flowers. No one ever sends me anything. I'll be your friend, Eric.