Monday Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links July 18, 2016

So this is how West Ham launched their new kits over the weekend:

Granted, we don’t have a ton of room to talk, given how retrospectively hilarious this is:

Even so, in the annals of bad kit releases, I think West Ham now is the winner—unless you Hoddlers have something to top it. If you do, share. But I almost hope you don’t if only because laughing at West Ham never really gets old.

On to the links:

Looking for a cable cutting option for watching the Premier League this season? World Soccer Talk took a closer look at PlayStation Vue.

Celtic is bringing safe standing back to Britain.

10 years after Calciopoli Serie A is worse than it was before the scandal.

Speaking of Italy, giants AC Milan were sold to a Chinese group for $437m.

Don’t miss the highlights of Ronaldinho’s debut in India’s futsal league. It turns out all that was needed for Ronaldinho to look like Good Ronaldinho again is finding a game that doesn’t require him to run.

Speaking of insane highlights, Fabian Castillo’s rabona assist for FC Dallas this past weekend is absolutely filthy. Who says there’s no quality in MLS?