Did you think the Moussa Sissoko story was over? You did, didn’t you? You thought it was done and dusted with Sissoko heading to Liverpool to work out personal terms with Ronald Koeman.

NOPE!

What we have right here my friends is a genuine bonafide COUNTER-GAZUMPING. Or a GAZA-GAZUMPING. GEGENGAZUMPING. I don’t know what you want to call it but it’s on now! Tottenham have clearly identified Moussa Sissoka as their guy they want in the transfer window and they’re going in with both feet.

And there’s more! The feeling is apparently reciprocal!

This whole thing is so dang silly. £30m gol-dang pounds! For MOUSSA SISSOKO. Whom Newcastle signed for £2m back in 2013!

Are helicopters involved? I want helicopters to be involved. 50 minutes to go!