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Thursday Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links, August 4, 2016

One day till Inter Milan

FC Internazionale Milano v Tottenham Hotspur - UEFA Champions League Photo by Claudio Villa/Getty Images

Our final pre-season friendly is tomorrow in Oslo against Serie A’s Inter Milan. The Italian giants tried for some banter with the official account earlier this week when their official page asked ours if we’re ready for the match.

Unfortunately, after a pretty good Twitter run, the Spurs Official account came up dry on this one:

Knowing the Hoddle crew, I thought some of you might have better responses involving things like “taxi for Maicon,” “Peter Crouch just scored again,” etc. etc. So fix this huge missed opportunity for @SpursOfficial. Also—entertain me. Please. It’s been a long week. I could use the laughs. :)

On to the links:

Former Spurs man Kevin-Prince Boateng set to join Spanish side Las Palmas.

Another former Spurs attacker, Steven Pienaar, is hoping to join Sunderland.

James Yorke previews the Premier League big six for Stats Bomb.

Local idiot jumps down into tunnel to meet Messi, is immediately tackled by security:

Related: Messi’s hair is a huge cry for help but he can still do good football stuff:

Not to be outdone, Leicester City’s record signing Ahmed Musa did a thing: