Friday Hoddle of Coffee: Moving Sucks Edition, September 30, 2016

So there are lots of things that suck about moving, but this week one of them has been my inability to follow soccer at anything like the level I’d prefer to be. I saw Atletico beat Bayern yesterday but have no clue about what happened in the match. (Carrasco got the winner, right?)

I also saw that Brendan Rodgers apparently thinks Celtic would be top six in England (some things never change...) and that United was rescued by Zlatan again yesterday.

Beyond that, I have no idea what’s been going on lately. So today I’m turning it over to y’all: What things should I read? What have been the best goals the past few days?

Basically:

Most importantly, how do you think we’ll do against City?

My prediction: City is the better-looking squad, but their derpier qualities cost them a couple times and so their quality doesn’t translate to a win. 2-2 (Goals from Sonny and Coco, I expect. Dele starts on the bench.)