The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Tuesday, December 19

Hello, Hoddle people!

Shall we ramble?

Ramble of the Day

Yesterday, Eminem announced that he was opening up a spaghetti themed pop-up in Detroit. Automatically, my mind went to Victor Wanyama, who I know realize I’ve rambled about twice in one week.

Anyway, the pop-up is clearly a reference to his song, “Lose Yourself,” and has a very small menu.

What the menu does not include is that you can get garlic bread with these orders, which is awesome because garlic bread is awesome. Regardless, let’s focus on that glaring dish smack in the middle of the image: a spaghetti sandwich.

It genuinely sounds a bit weird to me. I cannot think of why I would want spaghetti in between bread. Spaghetti does not even seem like something that would work well in that format; it might get too messy, and I hope the spaghetti is not actually too long for the bread.

I’m hoping that Eminem takes his pop-up restaurant on the road and takes it to London, where the spaghetti connoisseur himself, Wanyama, can have some. I wonder what he thinks about a spaghetti sandwich.

(Feel free to read more about the pop-up via Munchies.)

To the links!

Links of the Day

Louis van Gaal has said he will only coach again if some big Premier League club allows him to “challenge Manchester United.”

Wayne Rooney actually likes community service.

Amnesty International has come out with a new report regarding migrant workers in Qatar building stadiums for the 2022 World Cup. Of course, it is not pretty.