Tuesday Hoddle of Coffee, Things That Definitely Aren’t Funny Edition, February 7, 2017

Our friends at Fosse Posse are wondering if they’ll ever enjoy football again and this definitely isn’t funny.

Nope.

Not funny at all.

... Nope. Not.... laugh...ing.

Gah.

Sorry. It’s hilarious. This is what I imagine the scenes at Spurs being like when the Lesters are brought up:

Poche: Hey Jesus, what was the score of the United v Leicester match?
Perez: United won 3-0.
Poche: Can I call him?
Perez: Call who? Wait. No. No, you can’t call Claudio Ranieri and ask him if he misses N’Golo Kante yet.
Poche: What about a fairy tale joke?
Perez: ... OK. Fine. Call and make one fairy tale joke.

(15 minutes pass, Poche walks back into coaches’ office)

Perez: How’d it go?
Poche:

Photo by Paul Gilham/Getty Images

Yes, I know that our coaches almost certainly are not as petty as we are but from where I’m sitting this is all wonderful and totally perfect.

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