Scene: My living room.
Me: Hey, hey, Joie (my wife), come look at this.
Joie: (reads sub-headline) This ten two happen to Arsenal?
Me: This tends to happen.
Joie: It’s, um, not very funny?
I MADE A FUNNY JOKE DANGIT.
Anyway. Arsenal. Crashed out of the round of 16 again. In pretty spectacular fashion again. And I so so so loved every moment of it.
Even Troopz is dejected:
Fox Sports is faking having their broadcast team on-site for the Champions League.
Serie A isn’t the slow, plodding league it once was.