Friday Hoddle of Coffee, Transfer News and Notes, June 23, 2017

The most important news for Spurs fans may be that Juventus appear to be looking at other right back options besides Man United’s Matteo Darmian to replace the departed Dani Alves. The Italian giants are now hoping to sign Real Madrid’s Danilo. While this doesn’t do anything as far as affecting the odds that City would still swoop in for Kyle Walker this summer, it does suggest that United may not need to shop for a right back after all—which is good news if you want the club’s top right back to stay at Spurs. (Yes, I’m trolling the Trippier Truthers. Deal with it.)

Manolo Gabbiadini’s wedding cake is monstrous:

Kevin explains why Mo Salah is a fantastic signing for Klopp’s Liverpool.

Bayern defender Holger Badstuber, who has been linked with a move to Man City, says he sees his future outside of Germany.

Dortmund tell Barcelona to back off Ousmane Dembele.

Mario Balotelli is ready to make a “financial sacrifice” in order to stay with Nice. You do you Balo.

A Spanish paper reports that we tried to sign Andre Gomes from Barcelona and were politely rejected by the Catalan club. LOL

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